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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Senioritis" Will Be Spreading Before You Know It! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Well, the end-of-the-year parties have begun, prom is next week, along with the junior event, and guess what? The juniors are officially the SENIORS on June 14, 1999, and the countdown to college begins. Where has the time gone? It seems as if freshman year was yesterday. And so....the calendar begins... May 11, 1999: The juniors hopped on the buses today, traveling to the World Trade Center for the annual College Fair. Over 100 colleges set up stands in order for us to find out information on colleges of our choice. How many bags of college information came home with all of us? May 27, 1999: The juniors went to "College Planning Night" at GHS, discussing financial aid and other college-related subjects. June 1, 1999: It's the one and only Rachelle's Birthday!!!! Happy 17th Birthday, gal!!! We all love ya!!! Just wait till Friday! June 4, 1999: Rachelle's AWESOME birthday party!! June 5, 1999: One night many won't forget!!! (Rach, Jim, this one's for you!) Elena, Rach, Jess, and Angel threw a phat party!!! Can you believe how much dancing we did???? I don't think I've ever had so much fun, or been so tired for that matter!!! BUT, it was the best night so far!!! Thanks for such an awesome time! June 6, 1999: Only Rach knows why this day was important to me!:) Or, maybe not! June 9, 1999: Happy Birthday, Angel! June 10, 1999: Junior Event Decorating, and Karyn goes in for her surgery! I hope everything goes well for her!! Wait, I know they will! It's Karyn!!! Hope you feel better soon, gal! June11, 1999: A KICK-BUTT (hehe) Junior Event!!! It was the best!!! The student council did an AWESOME job on making it an AWESOME party!!!! It's amazing how many showed up!!! Although, some should have! You know who you are! The glow-in-the-dark and black-light-lit room was the da s***!!!! Everyone was glowing!!!! Thanks everyone... for an awesome memory!!! **If ANYONE I know would like for me to put an important date up here, e-mail me and let me know EXACTY what you'd like for me to put in here!!!! I'll put it up a week before the date you give me! Thanks!** | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm Hittin' The Road! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Okay, y'all! I'm moving away... again... not far this time, though. BUT, you can still cry... I know it's really sad to see me move 20 minutes away. I promise not to forget you guys, and I promise to write and make a call every once in a while. Who am I kidding? ;D Okay, but I am moving, and I may have to change my Internet server. I won't be online for a little while....soooooo, sorry that this site won't be updated so much for a little while. I will be back on sometime after July 4th. K? But, please... don't miss me too much!:) I'll see you guys around!!! Don't worry, I'll still be attending GHS, so I'm giving you ahead start: run while you can!:) Nah.... I'll see ya around! | Melissa
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